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The cute guy from Auditory Message , which is an alternative rock band from Austria, you should definetly go and check out their Instaagram @auditorymessage
Girl: he’s so cute
Girl 2: he’s Jakob from Auditory Message
Typically gifted with a MASSIVE dick.
Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.
Jakoby : his middle name means he who supplants /he who builds a firm foundation on the lord . A fun fact that Jakoby is a very masculine name and a famous Basketball player names .
Jakoby is a man who is independent finically . Jakoby is a man of God who has eye for detail and can prophecy .
Jakob is the most savage mixed nigga to ever roam the earth. He will always sweep the baddest bitches right off their feet due to his balls being made of solid netherite
Be weary of Jakob he might swag on your auntie
(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.
Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”
Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
Fucking a good friends girlfriend. Or fucking the girl everyone wants just because they want it, not you
he totally fucked my girl, thats not juicy bra, hes pullin a jakob