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a man who carries a machete and uses a hockey mask to hide his messed up face
Jason from Friday the 13th
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The crazy black friend that everyone needs in their lives. The one that says OHAI THAR and pops out of nowhere, thus giving you a heart attack. Yup, thats him, the very defintion of awesome!
1. The lovable guy everyone knows and loves.
2. The crazy nerd who is yelling about some crazy fact.
3. The one that will bear hug you until you cannot breathe and your back is all cracked.
1: "OHAI THAR" *Death Hugs*
2: "Yup...that was JASON al'ight!" *gasps for air*
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An adorable Vietnamese boy born with large eyes and black hair, but only the ones with the best taste in music will be cool enough to dye part of it blonde.
Every single girl seems to fall for a Jason, so you'd be extraordinarily lucky to have a Jason fall for you.
Jasons are very tall with an abnormally big appetite. Don't be surprised if a Jason leaves you for food - you'd do best to get used to it.
Jasons have the cutest voice ever, even if it is slightly higher than most. If you're special enough to be allowed to hear a Jason sing, good luck listening to anything other than his singing for the next decade.
Jasons make you smile the most, and the thought of being with one someday is enough to make your heart melt and keep you awake every night.
An asian (specifically Vietnamese) version of Justin Bieber, although Jasons are a bit hotter and have a better sense of humor.
Omg you're leaving me again? What a Jason!
Stop making me smile like a maniac - you remind me of Jason.
Jason? Hell yeah, of course I love him.
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The sweetest most caring boyfriend in the world! He cares a lot and always brings a smile to your face. He is smart, caring, sweet, funny, and most of all, he is perfect. He will always be there for you no matter what situation you are in. He loves you so much
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A name given to people who are extremely socially awkward, and who simply do not know how to interact on a casual social level. They also lack the ability to filter out unnecessary words and or bad fashion sense as well as having a very awkward walk.
He is such a Jason, he was wearing long white socks with his sandals.
When I said hello to him, our handshake was so awkward and he completely missed my hand and grabbed my thumb, it was so Jason.
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