Beef Jerky

Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.

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Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

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Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

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Snurky Jerky

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

Guy 1: Dude, why were you holding your penis last night in bed? Did you have a snurky jerky?
Guy 2: A snurky jerky?
Guy 1: A snurky jerky

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grief jerky

Masturbating when you are sad

My girlfriend dumped me so I am on a diet of grief jerky.

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twerky jerky

This sounds like it should be a thing

Snap into a twerky jerky

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Jerky Shutters

The slang term for the extra skin bunches found on weird vaginas.

orgin - Darek Johns brain after viewing the film "Sex Drive"

Synonyms - turkey cabinet, beef curtains, meat blankets, bologna cupboard doors.

Jerky Shutters

"Have you had oral sex with Cristy yet" "No way! she has those Dreadful Jerky Shutters."

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