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Absolute alpha male. don’t try and pick a fight with this guy because he will absolutely rock you. This is the type of guy that will embarrass you in any sport you will ever play. Not only is this type of guy very intelligent, but also amazing looking and could easily steal your girl.
“Bro did you see Jesse destroy that guy in everything he has ever played.” “Yeah bro i saw it”
Has a dick I would die for.. and a heart so pure I have to marry him for it
Jesse could get it… as in get it I mean me.. forever
Likes white girls named savannah, and lives in butler, has reddish black hair, brown eyes and is a back boi. Broken up with a girl, but got together 2 weeks later
Girl(Savannah): Hey Jesse!
Jesse: Sksksk and I oop- Hi!
A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty
Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more
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Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.
My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.
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To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
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The best boy in the in the world he is handsome. he can get all the girls he want but he's not a hoe just letting you know so have fun if you can get close to him it's awesome everyone Loves one
Jesse is the most handsome boy ever!!!
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