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The awkward moments post fuck between bed and bathroom where a girl must contain her lovers baby batter caged within her box, in order to avoid a trail of cum being left like that of Hansel and Gretels breadcrumb path home. This is usually carried out in the manner of one who's knees have been sewn together, with the lower leg replicating the motions of a set of fast moving bicycle pedals, and therefore killing even the last smidgen of post cum face attraction dead.
"Oh, I nearly got caught short on that jizz walk"
"I near slid on my arse during a jizz walk once"
"Don't laugh at me doing the Jizz walk"
"Love there's some tissues there - fuck the jizz walk!"
Creamy white or off white film found floating on top of water found in bathtubs, whirlpools, party coves, and most commonly hot tubs
Ervis: Bro lets get in the hot tub dude
Drago: Nahh man theres a pretty gnarly jizz slick in there from Vinny last night
Sara's favourite substance. Luca's the supplier. Don't tell Dave.
Sara what's that on your pants?
Oh, it's just Pasta Sauce
Julia and Zoe *synchronised*: ITALIAN JIZZ
When a girl goes a period of time with jizz as her only intake / nourishment. Sometimes used as a very effective short-term method of weight loss, other times as part of domination & submission play. Rules vary; sometimes other drinks are allowed but rarely is any food permitted.
"She really pissed me off, so I gave her two days of the jizz diet."
"I made it four days on the jizz diet and lost five pounds."
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The target of a cumbrain or clit-tard's obsession; the next fuck to be lined up.
Darwin, a classic cum-brained troll squatlander, was the clit-tard's primary jizz target.
When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...
Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...
... (pause..... )
...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P
A bitch boy who loves doing chores and cooking dinner. Oh, and sucking cock, naturally.
Chris, the jizz bitch, loves to come home and cook dinner then suck off animals.