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They are very cool, very popular, physically fit males whose goal in life is to strive to be the best at their chosen sports. They work twice as hard as normal people, because they have to maintain good grades while excelling in athletics. Hated by lesser beings in school because of their popularity, physical attributes, good looks, charm, and their ability to get and use the women nerds would kill for. Will more than likely become politicians, successful contractors, or firemen.
Successful jocks: Dick Cheney, Terry Bradshaw, Howie Long, the man who tells your dad what to do at work, etc.
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To spit game at someone.
Also, to like someone, hella digging someone.
He's jocking on my bitch ass.
I jock him.
I jock those shoes hardcore.
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Retarded person from a country that teaches incest at school
Look there goes a jock, inbred bastard
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To jock or have someone on your jock is to flirt
Man:I've got like 3 girls on my jock
Friend: Damn dude,don't you already have a girlfriend?
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An 18-25 year old stud everyone desparately wants to sleep with.
Good looks, tall, thin, awesome body, athletic, big d***, hot ass. A jock :)
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To tell if a person is a jock:
1. They are involved in EVERY sport, but does half of them to get the girls.
2. If they do anything related to video games, it most likely involves Call of Duty
3. Drives a tricked up sports car with mile-wide exhaust pipes and no roof.
4. Their futures have "McDonalds Drive-thru" and "eight STDs" written all over them
5. Considers anything not like them to be emo, autistic, or gay.
6. Barely passed 5th grade
In High School:
Jock: *Finds a straight-A student who trips over his many girls that he most likely will never keep*
Jock: Yeah you better run, queer boy!
20 years later:
Bill: Hey, you remember that jock that used to beat the crap out of us in high school?
Matt: Yeah? What's he doing now?
Bill: Without him, I wouldn't have this Big Mac! xD
*laughter ensues*
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to copy or steal someone else's idea, style, words, ect.
Don't jock my shit.
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