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A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
The Victorian Secret fashion show was over, and Elrod became a kitten killer again.
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Discord owner/admin/mod stereotype
They are known for having "discord kittens"
Discord kittens are the mods little baby, in full icky sexualization.
The mod will only refer to the kitten as such and the kitten will only refer the to the mod as Daddy/Master.
The kitten also will only speak in uwu voice and act like a sexualized almost child.
It's weird, icky, and funny as shit to make fun of.
Mod: "How's my little discord Kitten doing?"
Kitten: "I'm doing okay daddy"
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a "uwu" person who can't afford a 10 dollar subscription fee so they hunt for sugar daddies instead to pay for them.
me: who's them?
him: oh they're my discord kittens
Oh such a wonderous thing, a cute smiling kitten face.
That baby cat has a wonderful baby kitten face
a woman whose vagina during arousal begins to ejaculate fluid in a stream or gushing fashion.
Before I begin any sexual act with my wife, I have to lay down a towel, for she has a spittin' kitten, if I don't I have to wash the bedding everynight.
A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.
"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"
"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"
Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.
This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!
One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
Laser kittens play a large roll in in World War III.
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