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Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".

When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.

by SkepticalZebra8 February 7, 2018


Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.

"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"

by LagMage May 6, 2021


Laptop

A trash gaming device

Wow that must be a laptop it suck at gaming

by What thr May 5, 2020


Laptop

Its a computer device that is portable and replaced the desktop computer many years ago. Especially popular for gaming, work and internet search and use.

Who ever invented the name laptop ruined in person sex and bras lingeri for me from about the year 2011

by Patrick the Starfish001 January 3, 2023


Laptop

A girl/guy who sucks dick to the balls.

That girl last night was a laptop.

by MaroG June 3, 2021


Laptop

Often black but turn white

My laptop is fun

by Micketts March 7, 2019


Laptop

Slang word for a lap dance

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017