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Laptop

The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.

"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"

by Lil'ith Rose December 30, 2022


Laptop

A girl/guy who sucks dick to the balls.

That girl last night was a laptop.

by MaroG June 03, 2021


Laptop

Often black but turn white

My laptop is fun

by Micketts March 07, 2019


Laptop

Slang word for a lap dance

"Yo can you give me a laptop"

"No. buy your own"

"No no no not that type of laptop"

by Dillonthesexybeast March 11, 2017


laptop

A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat

She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns

by Elow101 April 17, 2019


laptop

a low level pc

pc is better than laptop

by there're August 08, 2020


Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.

Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 February 27, 2024