The tip of a cock when someone is sitting down.
"Did you hear about Hunter Biden's laptop?"
A girl/guy who sucks dick to the balls.
That girl last night was a laptop.
"Yo can you give me a laptop"
"No. buy your own"
"No no no not that type of laptop"
A sexual pose where you sit on one’s lap until the partner’s thighs overheat
She laptop (ed) me last night and I got 2nd degree burns
The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid