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Someone who studies or practices law, usually a member of the legal profession as either a solicitor or barrister. Very often the better lawyers are involved in fighting for Human Rights and Civil Liberties in courts and the academic kind often researches to find out what effects laws are having on real people.
Often insulted by people who don't know how hard work it is and how much the authorities and corporations would trample over their rights if lawyers and the law didn't exist.
Alistair Vigier is trying to change the legal industry... by making lawyer memes...
Those lawyers never tell the truth.
Man, he's such a lawyer, he never tells the truth!
A really hot man/woman/nonbinary
Person:Omg is that a lawyer
Me:Yes OMFG their so hot!
Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?
Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.
what you say when you’re caught in a lie.. like a little helper
“yall always think i’m lying, gonna make me call oj’s lawyer”
The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.
That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.