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"Man, this ulcer in my mouth is Chain Lettering me!"
1. to have sex
2. to fornicate
bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney
Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!
Dear ______________,
I would first like to say that I am sorry that I _______________. I did this because ____________, but that does not make my behavior acceptable. I know that this was inappropriate because __________________. I would like to make amends for what I did. I would like to make it up to you by ___________________, but if something else would be more appropriate, please let me know.
Again, I am very sorry that I ________________.
Sincerely,
__________________
Here’s a blank apology letter. Thank me later ;)
Joe Letter lives in Scottsdale Arizona and aspires to be like his little brother nick. Though he likes to think of himself as the king of sex; God knows he screws like a girl. The rest of his family is hilarious and his dad is probably the coolest guy ever; but Joe could certainly be considered the family disappointment due to his homosexuality and his lack of humor.
Quit being such a Joe Letter and ask a girl out for once.
the letter p but it has detachment issues
"I've never seen an English word where the letter q and the letter u aren't together, they must have a weird relationship."
In instant messaging, when a person uses excessive lettering in a word/phrase where the word uses more than the normal amount of letters the word requires(usually showing affection). ex. heyyyyyy theeeerrrre!!!!
ex. of excessive lettering:
girly123:ooooomggggggggg. he's sooooo hotttt.
girlier123:OMGGGG! III KNOOOOOOOOWW. Prrrrestonnn is soo efffffffin smookinn!!!
Stands for Loser or Lester, the number 1 heist master.
Person 1: hey look its L
Person 2: Lester or Loser
Person 1: he's just a Loser
Person 2: so he's The letter "L"