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girl1: why does my boyfriend go on his game with his friends so much
Girl2: oh he is a lex
To overdose while shooting up
Everyone watched while she was trying to get lexed
When one is both perplexed and blissful
Right now Im totally perp-blissful-lexed
To be without Alexis a.k.a Lex
“Hey man why the long face”
“I’ve been Lex Deprived recently that’s all”
“Sorry to hear that, we’ve all been there
Stalling in a game to delay loss
If you take one more second rolling those dice I swear youll be pulling a lex.
The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.
Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"