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If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.
Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:
1) you will bleed
2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.
source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT
The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!
A girl who is heterosexual who kisses and performs “first base” acts with a girl who identifies as gay/ lesbian when they are intoxicated.
Is she a magnum eater? Oh yeah she kissed Lisa last weekend at the party.
When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.
Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.
Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.
I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)
Sassy,annoying,tall and talkative child
Conrad: who is that
Sammy: that’s kendall magnum
Conrad: SHE SOUNDS ANNOYING!!
Sammy: she is
Noun: A penis so magnificent and glorious its hard to look at.
Darren has a Magnum Shlong
a very large penis
yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong