theatre major

Contrary to popular belief, Theatre is a very serious major. BFA students in performance and production work all day, all night, and all weekend to perfect their artforms, and mount shows. It takes balls to be a theare major - particularly an acting major. The average salary of unionized actors is $12 500 a year. You've really gotta love what you do to live in such squalor.

B.A. ENGLISH STUDENT: Hey, you wanna come get drunk tonight?

THEATRE MAJOR: It's Tuesday...

B.A. ENGLISH: Yeah man, I don't have class til 2:30 tomorrow.

THEATRE MAJOR: I have class at 7 am.

B.A. ENGLISH: Huh?!

THEATRE MAJOR: I'm an acting major.

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Moron Majority

noun: any conservative, evangelic, Ideologue who considers themselves to be holier-than-though. usu Rebublican.

There goes the hypcrites from the Moron Majority telling us we're all going to hell.

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moral majority

An immoral minority of Bible believing bigots who preach the love of God through hating and oppressing those who would disagree. Anti public school, anti gay, and anti progression, these wonderful demons would have our country thrown in a backward spiral to the 50's era. On their way to hell, they will see heaven, and God may very well slap them and say "WRONG!".

The Moral Majority came to my school, and handed out poison condoms and said "Stick that in and feel the love of God".

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B Major

The key in music with 5 sharps in the key signature: F#, C#, G#, D#, and A#. It can also refer to the chord, which is the first, third, and fifth steps of the B major scale: B, D#, and F#, respectively.

"So, the A# in the F#7 chord acts as a leading tone to the tonic, B, in the B Major chord?
Exacty, Mr. Example Man."

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F Major

A key in which music is played. The key signature consists of one flat

F G A Bb C D E F

Tonic Chord:
F A C F

This Bach chorale is in the key of F Major

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G Major

A meme that involves changing the colors and audio to make it sound scary.

G Major videos are taking over the internet!

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mid-major

A term invented by American sports-writers, used within college sports.

"Mid-Major" was originally used because no one had a good term to describe a college or conference less powerful than the BCS college/conferences, but more powerful than the next level down. The Division I-A non-BCS conferences, as of 2007, are the Mountain West, Conference USA, MAC, WAC and Sun Belt.

Sports writers and fans alike often express distase for the term, but no one has been able to come up with anything better yet.

1) The mid-major conferences had a good year in 2006, when Boise State upset Oklahoma in their bowl game.

2) Why does Michigan keep scheduling those mid-majors early in the season? Schedule a real team, already!

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