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Hearing a song and thinking it’s by someone black, but when you look up the artist it’s by someone that’s white.
I looked up the artist Speedgang because I liked the song “Bitch Go Die” and saw that this dude was white as a ghost. I was shook, legitimately thought he was black. Just like when Post Malone became famous. I’ve been Post Maloned
She is unique, amazing, she is so lovely, she has the most gorgeous smile ever. She has a nice bum. Absolutely gorgeous. She wears make up but she doesn't need it because she is perfect without
A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other
Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late
Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late
Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late
Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"
Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN
John: ON IT
A hippie that grows up to be a basketball enforcer. The typical graduation from sports denouncer to sports fanatic. Only the farts smell just as wretched
spotted it! A goatee. Clearly a stoner and new to the game. Guts Malone. More of them poppin up every day
A sexy man with an interest in girls with the name starting in L he also has the dreamiest eyes and is annoying but funny
Don't u love trey malone
NBA player who raped a 13 year old during college but was never punished because he was a good athlete.
Did you hear that Louisiana Tech put up a statue of Karl Malone?
Yeah, there was uproar when people discover he knocked up a little girl