When your having sex with a girl. you stick your dick in her vagina. then you put your thumbs in her ears and pinky's over the nose. While your kissing her on the mouth you put your big toe up her ass.
Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L.: Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you a Maryland Blow Hole
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Known by some as "bumblefuck" or "the Vortex," it's a place where most people who are born there want to get the hell out but just can't, and everyone else thinks it's the most fun place in the world (which would explain why real estate values keep doubling). They wrote the book on the fisherman's way of life, so don't try to trash-talk pick-up trucks, sailing, crabbing, or just sitting in a little rowboat with a cooler full of worms and beer. However, the area's quaint feel and natural, insular background are the perfect conditions for the influx of culture going on at the moment; this is the island the wedding party went back to in Wedding Crashers-- politicians love the area especially in Talbot County, where there are a lot of republican sympathies (as opposed to the western shore) but also a fair few music producers stay to chill out and enjoy a very low-maintenance lifestyle. Only warnings: don't get too violent if someone "pipes" you, there is a disproportionate number of old people, and cops hate teenagers, who can sometimes get arrested for things like loitering and underage posession of cigarettes. Solution: boat parties. Disclaimer: avoid Cambridge at all costs, unless you feel like investing in condoms to wear as gloves. You'll need them.
We're headed to Maryland's Eastern Shore-- yeah, there's gonna be a crab-picking festival, the governor and Dave Matthews are gonna be there.
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Redneckville. A small redneck town in southern Maryland where there is nothing to do but drink and/or go hunting. A town shared with Charles and St. Mary's County. A place where you have to share the roads with the amish and the tractors. The popular place to go in the middle of the night is WAWA, cause thats the only thing open. Everything else closes around 8 on the weekday. Everyone knows that in the summer you go to Bert's about once a week to get ice cream. Everyone has either lived or crashed at a house in Golden Beach. The local high school is known as Cow Pie High. The only thing we are popular for is the band Good Charlotte, and the local amish market open on Sautrdays and Wednesdays.
Charlotte Hall, Maryland, home to the camo wearing redneck boys of America.
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A commonly used term regarding Maryland laws or lack there of. It is frequently used among gun enthusiast in regards to Maryland's backwards gun laws.
Much like The people's Republic of China, the Liberal law makers find ways to infringe on the rights of Marylanders that are guaranteed in the constitution. Much of the laws are remnants of slave laws where it was illegal for Blacks (even freed slaves) to own firearms.
Oddly enough Maryland is a Blue state, yet the people vote for leaders that don't trust them or do not protect their constitutional rights.
In the People's Republic of Maryland it is not illegal to conceal a handgun if you have the permit. By law Maryland has to make available applications for CCW's (conceal and Carry Weapons license), however nobody every gets approved for a CCW. It is either denied of redtaped Unlike Virginia Maryland doesn't trust their residents.
In Maryland you are not allowed to buy, sell, or transfer magazines that hold over 20 rounds, however you can buy them in another states and bring then into Maryland for personal ownership.
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The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.
Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.
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The "Cape Cod of the South," the Eastern Shore consists of several historic counties along the Chesapeake Bay that offer a variety of cultural, recreational and relaxing opportunities. Property investors predict it will become the new Nantucket within the decade.
Person 1: So where are you spending your summer?
Person 2: Our new house on Maryland's Eastern Shore...Nantucket is so last year.
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Most ghetto state in the USA. Seriously, half the state is a giant ghetto. PG County, Baltimore, Western Maryland (AKA Apalachia), eastern Montgomery County, Northern Charles County. It is run by an overbearing government with high taxes, excessive regulations, and there's tons of lawyers, so nothing ever gets done. Like most places, there are some rich people there, but for the ones that have a choice (in the DC area for example), most of them only live there because the road system is too insufficient for them to live in Virginia and still get to work at a reasonable time. Or in the case of Potomac and Chevy Chase, their kids go to private schools and they're so rich they could care less how much they pay in taxes.
Marylander: "Komissar Omalley is raising taxes and some lawyers sued to stop construction of the ICC freeway again."
Virginian: "What do you expect in the People's Republic of Maryland?"
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