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A Massachusetts Left Turn occurs when the driver of a vehicle, when stopped in impenetrable traffic or waiting for an inconvenient light, utilizes the empty oncoming lane of traffic to bypass the wait and make a left turn. This can range from a quick dodge around the car in front of them, to a full throttle blast down hundreds of feet of road. The longer the run between where the car crosses the center line of the road and the left turn, the greater the skill and daring of the driver.
We didn't move for 3 light cycles because those incompetent boobs were digging up the intersection again, so I had to pull a Massachusetts Left Turn and take side streets to avoid being late for work.
n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"
"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"
"NOOOOO!!!
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1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.
2. Where fun goes to die.
3. A college where kids run away during orientation.
4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.
5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."
"what the fuck is that?"
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it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.
Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...
*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.
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Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'
'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'
'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'
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Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.
After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.
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the long version of the abbreviated "Mass. Debate Team", members are often referred to as the "Mass Debaters".
John: Hey you wanna sign up for the Massachusetts Debate Team Jimmy?
Jimmy: Naw, that ain't mah thang
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