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Scrap Mechanic

Scrap Mechanic is a very cool and creative game. It was published by Axolot games. The game features 3 gamemodes: Survival, Creative and Challenge mode. There is a legend: If you install the game, your PP will grow +3.14 inches longer and all the hot women in your area will rush to you to have the naughty.(Including Bertha)

Friend:I downloaded Scrap Mechanic
Me:WATCH OUT, 162 WOMEN ARE RUSHING TWORDS YOU!!!

by Cici_The_Elephant November 22, 2021


Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo May 7, 2012


lady mechanic

A craftsman or technician who uses tools to build or repair lady machinery; see also, OB/GYN.

I went for my yearly tune-up with the lady mechanic.

by nikkipal December 27, 2013


boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018


wig mechanic

A mental health therapist who you see to get your wig fixed, i.e. the troubles in your head straightened out. A psychologist, psychiatrist, shrink, etc.

"You better see a wig mechanic when you get out of here. You got real problems." - Lester Dixon, novel Lay Down My Sword and Shield (1971) by James Lee Burke

by glaring August 16, 2013


BEAST MECHANIC

A mechanic that can't be out mechanized

A savant in machinery

A craftsman mechanic

A gorilla with all the monkey wrenches
Double tap

The Beast mechanic out mechanized all the other mechanics Collectively working as a network.

by 0Honeybadger July 24, 2022


shanker mechanic

A doctor who treats genital sores

I've got a infected sores on my dick so I have to visit the shanker mechanic

by pumper47 April 14, 2021