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A U.S. plan of attack developed in 1974 to be used against the hungarians and their bitch asses...
Gold mercury? Haha, I'll shoot that fuckin bear.
An overly flamboyant homosexual who loves to party and dress in cat vests.
Derek, you're being such a fruity mercury!
1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.
2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die
1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!
Mercury Vapor is a type of High Intensity Discharge Lighting. They are extremely reliable and can last upto 50 Years! They dont have the incredible color rendering Abilities of Metal Halide, or the Outstanding efficiency of HPS (High Pressure Sodium), which makes them the worst HID Light source out of the 3. These lamps were extremely popular back in the 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s. They are being phased out but there are alot of them still out there, and you can still see them in streetlights, floodlights, and such.
Oh look dude, thats a 1000w Mercury Vapor Floodlight! And its Dayburning too!
V. Mercury, is not your wife
V. MERCURY:
Gem: broo my wife, just kicked me out.
Snake: broo thats cuz she's not ur wife. she my wife
That was the car I was drivin' that day, y'know. Had a lotta cars. Yeah, different kinds... Lotta different kinds of cars...
She was standing, this girl, on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel, but it was a chicken stand nevertheless. And, uh, I pulled the Mercury right up alongside her and rolled down the window, you see, by electric power. And, uh, she had this leather skirt on. And, she had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that, I like that a lot, that means a big bush. I like a big bush, y'know.
So, she says, uh, "Are you dating?", y'know? I said, "Sure". So, she gets in and we pull off into this, uh, y'know, remote location, you know, that was comfortable for both she and I, and she says to me, "How much do you wanna spend?", and I said, "Whatever it takes to see that bush of yours, 'cause I know it's a big one", and she says to me, "Twenty five dollars". Hm. That's not chicken feed, y'know, to a... working man. So, I produce the $25, she sticks it down into her shoe, pulls up her skirt... and there, before me, lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis. Pfff.
Cold medicine. Quick and nasty in your throat, red as blood, and makes the thermometer go up and up. The classic way to feel sick.
Throw down some cold medicine. It's like mercury to me.