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montessori

Name of Italian woman doctor and anthropologist who studied children's behavior for the first half of the 20th century. She developed an educational system that allows children to learn and experience the world with the goal of being a thoughtful, contributing member of society. Often called "cosmic education" because of its well-rounded approach. Very often misunderstood in the USA because teacher-led classrooms are in direct opposition to Montessori's student-led method of learning.

That Montessori school has it going on: geography, practical life, grace and courtesy, a garden, and those kids can read, write, and do math!!

by Montessori Mama August 8, 2005

160πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


montessori

school for special handicap children that cannot pass regular school, and find this alternate way instead of dropping out. most commonly known for the school with children that play with theyre turtles.

i go to a montessori school.
thats nice.. go play with ur turtle.

by ksharp January 25, 2005

47πŸ‘ 254πŸ‘Ž


Montessori

A typa school where Karen parents send their special little snowflake kids. They think their kids are learning until the kids enter a traditional high school and don’t know basic math.

Teacher: β€œI can’t keep tutoring this kid after school every week. He has like 9 other tutors but he just doesn’t understand the content. He’s like 3 grade levels behind.”

Parent: β€œthat’s impossible, he went to Montessori. He’s perfect, absolutely my flawless angel, you are a BASTARD for considering such a thing of him being behind. He is only too smart for you peasants.”

by Sacredfart February 20, 2023

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Montessori

A quixotic, idealistic-but-not-representative-of-truth, educational style in which underachieving children are allowed to define their own curriculum.

These children typically do not receive homework or other supplemental study aids of a challenging nature, because it would, of course, disrupt their mental state and disturb them emotionally.

Since, in turn they, are 'allowed' and encouraged to work at their own lackadaisical pace, they, of course, study their materials as hard as they possibly can.

Montessori does not "push" academics, but rather lets children play and recognizes that at the ages of 4, or 5, or 7, or 12, kids are still developing their creativity, imagination, and mental capacity to recognize when things are too difficult. Also, teachers help the students grow by forming 1-on-1, nonsexual relationships 7hrs/day for 3 years, because the alternative is stressful and can lead to an increase in the rate of suicide.

They are also exposed to situations in which they can improve their ability to socialize and be a constructive member of society. In small classes of 5 to 25 students, these kids develop their social skills by delving deeper into personal, meaningful relationships than in those gross, nasty public schools with 300+ kids per grade!

Many attend college too! Not only do they often skip Junior College, but they go to an amazing repertoire of colleges, ranging from your local community college to ITT-Tech, University of Pheonix, or even DeVry!

Billy: I'm the valedictorian of my Montessori school!
Joe: Wow. What'd you get on the SAT?
Billy: A whopping 1350 out of 2400.

by MariaMontey January 21, 2013

18πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


montessori's revenge

montessori's revenge: the shit children give their parents after learning never to take "No," as an answer at (Montessori) schools and home.

The Smiths are suffering montessori's revenge from their daughter; damn, she gives them hell every time they tell her no.

by TooSick4U December 16, 2011


Clark Montessori

A joke of a school in every way possible. Every student that attends hates the school and shits on it daily. There are way too many rules and the teachers are ass. It's dead.

"I wish I would have never gone to Clark Montessori"

by Elddir April 12, 2017

12πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Springmont Montessori

A school in which the teachers have nothing more than a high school education are fat asses and sit around eating and watching children like babysitters all day. Many of them are grown into nice educated faggets you love nothing more then sucking dick.

Springmont Montessori teaches you how to be a pussy.

by Springmont Montessori December 12, 2018