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Weiner Mirror

The bathroom at the bar, 1 Under Bar and Grill in Livonia, MI. The bar has two urinals but with no blockade for a penis to be shown to the man next to you. Plus, the penis can be seen while another man washes his hands in the mirror. All in all, the penis is exposed for all the men to see in the urinal, thus making the owner a complete faggot.

Yo dude, you going to the weiner mirror to piss? Oh man, make sure you wait for the stall!

The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!

by Griftah February 17, 2010

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Mirror vision

A mental health condition, generally affecting females more than males. The person affected tends to inflict lots of drama, stress, and insulting language to his/her partner. Then suddenly they turn around and accuse his/her partner of doing exactly what they have done

Adrian: I can't believe her crap! She has full accused me of doing to her what she has done to me!

James: Sounds like mirror vision, mate

by JimKetch April 3, 2017

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Black Mirror

When you're jerkin' it to some weird shit and your computer shuts off, leaving a black screen reflecting just your face.

I really had to reflect my life, and choices I made after I saw myself in the black mirror. Promptly plugged the computer back in and kept going.

by The Nightman inside me January 20, 2017

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hit the mirror

When you pop a high pressure pimple and a rod of semi-soft pus literally hits the bathroom mirror

Beth and Zev had a pimple popping competition (categories: distance, volume, speed, acceleration, pus to blood ratio, ooze factor). Beth won the distance category, as her's hit the mirror.

by Mosetra Corporation October 18, 2006

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mirror balls

when you are so fat or your balls are so small you have to look in the miror to see them

Dylan:Jesus man you weigh like 300 pounds you must have mirror balls!
Fatty:Wtf are mirror balls??
Dylan:go look on urbandictionary jackass!
Fatty:screw you bitch!

by Dylowned June 2, 2005

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mirror goggles

n - an exaggerated, positive perception of one's physical appearance.

Tim characteristics were nowhere near the traits her online profile listed what she was looking for in a man, but his mirror goggles made him believe otherwise and he decided to go for it anyway.

by Edina Bailey May 22, 2009

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Mirror Missile

The projectile, splattered on a bathroom mirror, made up of hardened puss, liquid puss, and blood produced as a result of applying pressure to a face pimple (zit).

This phrase is used to describe the shooting of fluid onto the bathroom mirror from a squeezed pimple.

"Come check out this Mirror Missile, it's gonna take a half a bottle of Windex to clean up."

by Shevus January 8, 2010

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