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A hot hunk of a dude who has the most beautiful brown eyes and wild brown braids. His accent gives everyone life. He often is associated with drugs, but only “recreationally”. He can be a total jerk, teasing an album and not releasing lyrics.
Jordan: “Mitchel Cave is my bf”
Christian: “No he’s mine”
Both: * look at each other in shock *
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Full name: Shannon Ashley Mitchell
Aka the finest piece of Canadian ass ever created.
Grew up in Vancouver before moving to Toronto to pursue a modeling career. She now currently resides in LA.
She's most known for playing a hot teen lesbian (ABC's Pretty Little Liars) and for picking up more chicks than the other starring actors combined.
She's also known for the magical waterfall of silk atop her head which she calls her hair, making her the youngest spokesperson for Pantene.
Her existence proves that God does indeed exist, and he is one bad ass mo' fuckah.
Shay makes guys go ape shit and girls feel like shit or question their sexuality.
Edit: Rumored to be in lesbians with her equally as hot bff, Ashley Benson. Unf.
Guy: I would do anything to even be in close perimeters of Shay Mitchell.
Girl: Sweet baby Jesus, me too.
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A large pair of top bollocks, derived from the folically challenged stars of depressing, long-running BBC soap opera EastEnders.
Gary: "Look at the norks on that"
Dave: "Fuck me, it's The Mitchell Brothers"
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The drummer for the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Born in 1947.
Mitch Mitchell played the drums while Jimi Hendrix was playing away on his guitar.
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A man; usually has a very kind sweet heart but very muscular appearance. His last name means a particular bug in Russian. He will always treat his girl right and makes her feel perfect. Also a life saver, the person with the best advice. He is very into spiritual stuff, it makes him so unbelievably awesome, he may not be human. His amazing talent and skill makes ovaries explode. These Mitchells are very rare to find. In fact, there is only one in this world. He is very interested in the military and is willing to join the marines. A very risky but brave choice. There is a girl he once saved, from her own destruction. He has the best heart in the world and the bravery of a soldier. You would be beyond lucky to find this person. He is also the sexiest being to walk on the surface on the Earth.
Girl: Hey mom. OMFG I FOUND A MITCHELL ZHUK. OMFG.
Mom: Hun! OMFG. LET ME FANGIRL WITH YOU.
Girl: OMG.
Mom: OMG.
Girl: OMG.
Mom: So describe this amazing Mitchell to me :3
Great guy, wonderful husband, just too small to please a woman
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A pervert that went to blessed sacrament dc school, he looks under girls skirst and watches porn. Very naughty Mr Mitchell
MR MITCHELL IS COMING RUN
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