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A building housing large screens dedicated to showing new movies starring everyone's favorite actors.
Often used as a daycare for underage kids whose parents fail at being parents and would rather leave their children in a place alone than actually spend time with them; only to get overly irate at the employees when their children go missing and the employees have no idea where their children are.
Let's drop our children off to watch Kung Fu Panda at the movie theater while we go out to the bar for a few drinks!
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A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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Movies derected at teenagers. They usualy take place in a white, middle class high school where everyone is skinny and the only girl with C-cups is considered fat.
They try to teach you something about fitting in with your peers, or some other bullshit like that.
Spoiler alert- The geeky kid gets a makeover and wins the jock's heart in the end. The mean girls get done-in in a comical, non-imitatable way, and the unsupportive friend gets stuck with a sterotypical loser.
Mom: "So how was school today, sweet potato?"
Figure.10: "It sucked, we did nothing but watch frickin teen movies."
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Movie Airbag .
An airbag in any Hollywood action movie that will never ever deploy. In reality, anything even a 4 or 5 mile an hour impact in some cars, or tapping something with the corner of the car hard while in motion will set a cars airbag(s) off. Movie airbags never go off no matter what is done to the car, you can crash gates, roll it over, sideswipe many things.. all types of impacts that in the real world on any newer car would pop one or both airbags, fill the car with gunpowder smoke, smash the windshield in some car models, disorient, blind, and deafen the occupants of the car.
Did you see how many car smackups in that new movie? Why was it that never a movie airbag deployed in any crashes?
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A movie usually featuring actors in their mid- to late twenties, revolving around the 'geek' and their friends, and the 'popular kid' and their friends. There is at least one big party in the movie, where the geek gets dressed up and everyone is amazed, but gets spurned by the 'popular' kid. These movies are all exactly the same, and are summed up very nicely in Not Another Teen Movie.
Not another Teen Movie is my favorite teen movie.
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Same thing as a pornographic movie, but ass-backwards. There's no action in these movies -- just some fucking dude or chick playing with their junk.
Those pronographic movies didn't get me off at all last night.
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Movies of muscular half-naked men from back when gay meant happy.
Do you like to watch gladiator movies?
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