Tallass white guy with an addiction to smarty snorting. Tends to make very sus jokes
ayo bro lemme suck ur diet cock i mean diet coke
myles ur such a dickhead
a weird gay femboy who wishes to make sweet love to anime characters
man that boy myles is a real queer!
Myles is the kind of friend you want with you at a party. And also on a date. And also on a sports team. And just in general. He’s the kind of person everyone likes, even if they try not to. His sense of humor is almost as delicious as his style, even if it’s mostly sarcasm. He’s tall, obviously, and has great hair. Men better look out, bc he’ll steal your girl without trying. But under his cool and collected exterior, he’s also a big goofball with a sensitive side he tries to hide. If you have the privilege of having a friend like Myles, you’ll have someone who’s fun and caring and notices little things about you, and a friend who stays by your side no matter what
Lee: “Who’s that guy twerking on the dance floor over there?”
Rebecca: “Oh that’s Myles”
Myles Grozier is a hard working person, but sad. A myles grozier has not to many friends but somehow everyone knows him
When your skin starts bubbling, bumps explode on your face and your head gets longer.
OMG! Johnny is having a Myles Mutations, HUS SKIN IS BUBBLING UP!!!
A young boy who is only attracted to older girls. Similar to the definition of a cougar.
Wow that freshman is such a myles with that senior girl!
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.