A reverse nap is when you are asleep and wake up for a short period of time.
Person 1: Man I was asleep last night and next thing I know I was awake for an hour and a half before I could go back to sleep.
Person 2: That sounds like a horrible reverse nap.
Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."
Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.
when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
The art of having a tactical nap before a massive night out
James: Dude you ready for tonight?
Michael: Yeah I just had a fucking sweet tac nap
A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex
When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.
Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.
The art of teeter noding due to one's ability to substantially stay awake for long periods of time; up until total body failure begins to occur
One might say I took a short knee nap last night when i awoke just as my face broke my fall against my scorching hot woodstove.