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A reverse nap is when you are asleep and wake up for a short period of time.
Person 1: Man I was asleep last night and next thing I know I was awake for an hour and a half before I could go back to sleep.
Person 2: That sounds like a horrible reverse nap.
Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."
Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.
The art of having a tactical nap before a massive night out
James: Dude you ready for tonight?
Michael: Yeah I just had a fucking sweet tac nap
A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex
when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.
I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.
When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.
Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.