Deuce-nap

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

Deuce Nap

The act of taking an interminably long time pooping, generally in the afternoon.

"Where'd so and so go?"

"I think they're taking a deuce nap."

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