Nebraska nut butter

The semen-feces mixture that forms when a man fucks an Alabama hot pocket to completion. Has a similar consistency to yogurt.

"Dave gave me an Alabama hot pocket last night, and I swear I was dripping Nebraska nut butter for three hours."

Pawnee City, Nebraska

Home of Larry The Cable Guy. Get R' Done. Corn as far as the eye can see. You can see the town in about 10 minutes... that's if your driving slow. Boredom. Sometimes people have fun. About 1,000 people. One School. Tons of teenage drinking. Tons of drama. Tons of stupid cops. One Place... Pawnee City.

Yea, We Live Here. It's Pawnee City, Nebraska.

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go back to Nebraska

what you say to someone during a heated argument, or just when they are being dumb.

Paige, go back to Nebraska!

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battle creek nebraska

the shittiest place on earth and full of potheads and you dont want to go their EVER.

You want some pot? come here to battle creek nebraska

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pawnee city, nebraska

Home of Cody the oil guy. Git-R-Changed

Adam: Did you get your car serviced yet

Mike: Nope

Adam: Take it to Cody the oil guy in "pawnee city, nebraska". He will Git-R-Changed

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Nebraska Halo

Man, I just wish some of these guys wern't 5 years old and sat inside playing video games over and over again. They're the main statistic for obesity in America.

"Oh mah GEE"---Good grief, that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard

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Nebraska Wesleyan University

A convent located in Omaha, Nebraska where hippy nuns are secretly assassins being trained to first take over the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo, and then NASA.

You: I hate the Henry Doorly Zoo.
Accomplice: Dude, just go to Nebraska Wesleyan University

You: Ok

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