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"#1 in friendship and #4 in obesity" is he motto these people live by. The people of Pawnne are fatasses but like to have fun. Overall the town sucks but the Parks and Rec department is the only thing that keeps this town going. This department is led by Ron Swanson a true American and Leslie Knope who is always upbeat and very funny. Although the department is full of wonderful people like them, they also have people that suck such as jerry Gergich.
Pawnee is a great but fat town
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Current slogan:
"First in friendship, forth in obesity."
The home of Leslie Knope, your Deputy Director of Parks and Recreation.
Pawnee is a city with low operating costs and a sizable labor pool. Its infrastructure is efficiently developed and its citizens are moderately well educated, making it an acceptable location for business. Growth in Pawnee is slow and steady, but Pawneeans say that what isn't bolted down can be improved. The city is dedicated to maintaining its progress through reasonable expansion and sound planning.
Pawnee is not a tourist Mecca, but this fact has made it a somewhat desirable location for those looking to get away from the crowds. Whether it's taking in a community theater play in the park, guided tours of old Wamapoke hunting and burial grounds, or just shopping in a chain store on Main Street, there's always at least one thing to do on the weekends. The city has several hotels.
Wife: "Hubby, where should we go on vacation?"
Husband: "How about a place with rich history, thriving arts, and cultural activity..."
Wife and Husband (in unison): "PAWNEE, INDIANA."
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The act of taking an unarmed hummingbird helicopter in the game ARMA 3 and having a few buddles with light machine guns or sniper rifles sit on the passenger seats, and then chasing enemy helicopters while your buddies attempt to shoot them down.
Watch out team. The enemy has a redneck pawnee behind our base waiting for transports to leave.
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Home of Larry The Cable Guy. Get R' Done. Corn as far as the eye can see. You can see the town in about 10 minutes... that's if your driving slow. Boredom. Sometimes people have fun. About 1,000 people. One School. Tons of teenage drinking. Tons of drama. Tons of stupid cops. One Place... Pawnee City.
Yea, We Live Here. It's Pawnee City, Nebraska.
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Home of Cody the oil guy. Git-R-Changed
Adam: Did you get your car serviced yet
Mike: Nope
Adam: Take it to Cody the oil guy in "pawnee city, nebraska". He will Git-R-Changed
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A very small town in the middle of Kansas. Not everything is still up, but still a great town. You can see The Rock.
PawneeRock.org
"Dude, Pawnee Rock is soo cool!"
A great friend who will have loyalty towards any body he feels deserves it and had earned it. Pawnee often treats people who have the potential to be a good person, accordingly and by what he sees in them, rather then treating them according to what they show him. In any case though, Pawnee doesn't put up with childish games nor will he ever entertain anyone who shows even the slightest hint of being a gaslighting game show host such as a Davona.
Brett: Hey guys, you want to go to Pawnees house to go swimming?
Friend: I would but no don't have swimming trunks or a towel.
Brett: No worries!! My buddy Pawnee has extra trunks at his house that he will let you use and even keep them if you need them.