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Extremely stupid person, someone who acts as if they've already donated their brain to science--before they die. Clueless. Dumb as a rock.
OK, what brain donor thought it would be a good idea to leave beer in the freezer overnight??
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A brain twin is your cerebral soulmate. A person who shares the same ideology as you on a variety of subjects from music, books, and movies, to politics, art and culture.
A brain twin may be a close friend or someone you've never met, but whose work and opinions express that of your own.
"I was just thinking that!" or "I was just about to say that!" are common phrases used between brain twins.
OMIGOD. Your favorite TV show is 30 Rock and you read the Huffpo? We are totally brain twins.
Brain Marriage (or marriage of brains) is a term used when talking about 2 or more individuals from diverse backgrounds coming together to achieve a common goal, task or project (mostly in business).
at a board meeting
CEO - Project 3.0 is the next big thing. What we need to achieve it is a brain marriage between all of us.
Heads of Marketing, Design, IT and Sales - nod in agreement
A term meant to describe the unusual and rare type of person capable of obtaining both considerable intellectual prowess and desirable physical attraction.
Mother of Woman: Well he sure seems like a keeper Betty, what does he do for a living?
Woman: He is head of the country's foremost research organization on time travel and accelerated particles in neurology. (Satisfied look on face)
Other Woman: Hubba hubba , Brains and Brawn. (Raised eyebrow)
Mother of Woman and Woman in synchrony: You keep your cookies to yourself for once Margaret!
The proverbial "little voice" in every girl's head that makes her question everything, decide nothing, react irrationally (but justifies the reaction with wicked jacked up logic), over think, and causes 98% of all drama in her life. The girl brain is all of the bad things that have ever been said to you and that you believe about yourself, it's your baggage surfacing and dictating how you interact with others.
He said - "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"
Her girl brain said - "What is HE DOING? WHO IS HE WITH? What did I do? Is something wrong? Something must be wrong, is he seeing someone else? Probably that red-head from the coffee shop. I think I will go eat a gallon of icecream and watch lifetime."
What he meant was "I'm sorry, I am really busy tonight, can we do it tomorrow?"
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...
That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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When your brain feels so overloaded with work/stress/homework that you can't think straight and temporarily don't feel like doing anything that takes too much thinking.
Person A: "Hey, can you help me with math?"
Person B: "I don't know man, I feel brain fried right now.. I just got done with my exam."
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