neurology

The medical specialty related to disorders of the brain and nervous system.

If I want to help patients with ALS, Parkinson's, and Multiple Sclerosis I will have to specialize in Neurology.

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Neurologics

A enlarged hunk of shit that was sunken back in World War II. Resembles Battlefield 3 being bad. Also known as "The Shit" as it is a piece of shit.

Guy 1: Holy fuck did you see that guys Neurologics!?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was the size of my penis!
Guy 1: To bad your penis is 2 inches.
Guy 2: Oh yeah..

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Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned

I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

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Neurological Disorder

A disorder of the brain

Mr. Mann has a Neurological Disorder.

Neurological genocide

When the brain is forced in extreme situations to eliminate an emotion or feeling a neurological genocide takes place. This can be done consciously or subconsciously.

His fear rejection left him in a magnificent neurological genocide when he met his future wife.

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Functional neurological disorder

You're brain//the electrical wiring in it is fucked.

functional neurological disorder sucks

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Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”