jay oh

to jack off, to choke the chicken, to masturbate.

bill: hey jill dont disturb me, im gonna go jay oh.

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Oh Sehun

definiton of perfect human being

Hey,why is he so perfect? Because he is Oh Sehun.

oh vaja

It's the best way to show you don't give a fuck about something.

I have a broken leg
Oh vaja!

Oh, wait

A phrase used to sarcastically indicate that something which is presumed or hoped for is, in fact, not true.

Typically used in discussions to either insult someone, or to refute an assertion by emphasizing why that assertion is inaccurate.

(As an insult)

*Bill finishes 34th in a marathon*

Dick - Hey Bill, nice job winning first place. Oh, wait.

(As a rebuttal)

Bill - The United States is in a strong state of financial security.

Dick - Yes. Good thing our national debt isn't somewhere around $14 trillion. Oh, wait.

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Oh no bro!

A phrase uttered by popular green midget from the hit cartoon, regular show, muscle man when something goes wrong.

A bed falls on pops as he screams out in pain, almost fucking dying

Muscle man: "oh no bro!"

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oh wait

something you say after you just made fun of someone for something they did or didnt do.

hey greg, good job on winning the contest earlier today...oh wait

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OH CRABS

An exclamation uttered when one comes to the realization that one has acquired the clap from a dirty ho (or possibly a toilet seat... eh eh? Right... wink, wink...)

OH CRABS!... I got crabs... ... ... from your toilet seat. And by 'toilet seat,' I mean 'mom.'

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