Random
Source Code

subjectively objective

When you pose a statement as an opinion, but you know it's absolutely a fact

Subject 1: We've been going to Five Guys all month, let's do Wendy's for once.
Subject 2: We can't, because Five Guys is the only correct option, but that's just my subjectively objective opinion.

by AerialSong May 23, 2022


Objective Whore

This person will put all of their effort and will do everything in their power into completing the objective in as little time as possible. This person usually does not help their team or get kills and steals points off of other players

I was having a fun time until the Objective Whore came around.
That guy was such an Objective Whore he kept dying.

by kk5dire April 4, 2021


Forgotten Object Gameshow

Forgotten Object Gameshow, or FOG for short, is a object show made by owiebug on youtube. It was made around a month ago as of writing, and has two episodes so far. The host's name is BLUE, and the contestant's name's are: Amethyst, Ribbon, Usb, Pollen Puff, Abstract Lemon, Onigiri, Bottle, Polaroid, Air, and Monitor. The premise so far is like HFJone because the characters have real names, but there could be more considering there are presumably more episodes being made. Consider giving it a watch!

Person one: "hey have you watched Forgotten Object Gameshow yet?"
Person two : "no stfu"
person one: "but its only the epicest object show ever"
person two : "BET WATCHING IT RN"

by bazingaitslivs July 8, 2024


Object-268

The Object-268 is a prototype Soviet tank destroyer developed from 1952 to 1956 by the Kirov factory, Leningrad, on the basis of the T-10 heavy tank. This tank destroyer was heavily armoured and featured a 152 mm M64 gun, derived from the 152mm M53 mounted on the SU-152G.

Wow that's Object-268 has good frontal armour and penetration.

by Pizzatimemydudes August 13, 2024


Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023


Object permanence

A trait of adhd and add.

Iam "I have no sense of 'object permanence' which causes me to struggle to pick favorites. This would explain why my 'axiomatic framwork of perception' isn't hierarchical. It's like a timeline or something. Most things are just... Conceptually adjacent to me."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023


strange objects

I fucked up memey way to say stranger thing, usually misunderstood and used to confuse people

Me: have you checked out strange objects?
Other guy: what the fuck is that, some lamp?
Ninja's reaction: the fuck you say to me you little shit!

by Mc Peng June 23, 2022