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When someone uses this phrase (“kindly fuck off”) it means what it says. GO AWAY. and “kindly” is just added in there to hurt you less. Now I’m being honest when I say this: if someone ever says this to you, you have 2 options. 1: get the hell away from them. Or 2: tell them to be nicer.
Guy 1: yo... wanna go for coffee? ;))
Girl 1: no... (kindly fuck off) please.
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The polite way of telling you that you suck. Used in showbiz and delivered with a smile so that you are blissfully unaware of the truth until you have time to contemplate what has been delivered.
Record company exec: "you guys are really great.....really, here's your card back we'll call you."
Wannabe 1: "hey man I think he likes us."
Wannabe 2: "no way dude that was totally a hollywood fuck-off - we sucked."
Record company exec: "I really loved what you were trying to do there"
Wannabe 1: "hey man he really likes us."
.... you get the idea.
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The 80's slang to response too No shit Sherlock.
No Shit Sherlock
Fuck Off Watson
A Fuck off tower repels animals in a radius.
There’s a fuck off tower at Steve’s house, he really doesn’t like animals.
When you need to show people that you mean what you say and your not changing you mind no matter what,Even all the stupid fuckers in the world can understand this once it's been served up.
That cheeky bastard just asked if I could help him get a bottle of 7up from the top shelf
(What you say)
Gave him a massive slice of fuck off cake and told him to wait for his brothers to turn up.
(Yeah I'm scared of midgets too mate there always in a fucking gang)
When you write something cool or funny, that takes you a while (most likely an inside joke between your friends). But a bitch ass reviewer doesn't allow it to be posted
Guy 1: yo I'm writing this funny ass urban dictionary definition
Guy 2: that's cool what's it about?
Guy 1: you'll have to wait for me to post it
Guy 2: ok
*A few minutes after submitting definition*
"Your definition isn't gonna be posted because I'm a bitch ass reviewer"
Guy 1: Fuck off reviewers