Something Awful

A popular humor site that's mildly amusing at times, but is more often either retarded and incomprehensible or just tastless, callous, and mean-spirited.

The SA "goons" were recently suicide baiting a depressed guy who threatened to kill himself in his livejournal by posting hundreds of nasty comments begging for him to do it. They also seem to think the tsunamis in Asia that killed 150,000 people were somehow amusing. Yeah, this is me not laughing you jackasses.

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blah blah something something

you know you're bored when you search this on ud...

*uncensored*
"blah blah something something?"
"oh yada yada blah balah bleh something babababa"
"?!!!"
"BLARG U"
"BLARG UUUU BIRG!!!"
"NAH BLIGTCH"
"NEHUIHBDSUA"
"IM OUT BLIGTCH"
"FINE GRARARARARAR!!!!11!!1111!!!"
"MHMMMMMM GASDBHAJNKJKN!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!1111"
"...im blarry"
"im blarry too i shuold be the one saying blarry!!"
"are you not accepting my blarry bligtch?"
"OHH NIOO YOU DONT BRAHSHBSJDSHAWDBAJSBJXBJSHNXDJ!!!!!!!!!11111!!!11"
"BLURG A BLAGA DO DA???"
"MHM"
"ok"
"OK?????////??////"
"OK!!!11!!!!11"
"OKKKKK FINNNNEEEE"
"hmph... imj blarry..."
"me too"
"awww babe i bghasnnx yoo!"
"me too"
"me too???"
"THATS ALL YOU CAN SAY??????????"
" AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAÆÆ"

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Something Light

Something awesome or good.

or...

give them something light (another team)- do something awesome to the other team that helps you win.

(Playing Madden)

Bob: It's 4th and long what do we do now?

Jimbo: We'll give 'em something light and win dis damn game.

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something-ism

A term first (and probably, only ever) used on the popular tv show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" in ep. 19 of the third season ("Choices"). Can be used to point out obvious discrimination that doesn't quite fit any specific "-ism".

"How dare you cut me out of the joint because I have Hep C. That's... something-ism..."

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something shit

n. a word used to vaguely describe the resolution of a situation

Yeah, he was completely wasted, and last I know, he was wandering down the street or something shit.

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Something Extra

A term that is used to replace the word, 'sex'

I'm in need of Something EXtra. (Note the capitalized S in "something" and EX in "extra")

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something special

Demitri, Lilly Constable, Andrew Boiling.

These are all special people that are weird and something special.
They can also be classed as retarded.

Andrew Boiling is something special.

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