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Got a match

My ass your face.

Hey shit hook, got a match?

Yeah, My ass your face.

by BSFatonovich October 23, 2009

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Match fit

To back up the following day after a hard night drinking and start drinking again.

Tony smashed down a carton of beer and 3 bottles of wine and is match fit for tonight

by springfield cop September 22, 2008

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Cage Match

Round after round of meaningless sex with someone you are extremely sexually attracted to.

I dated a chic and we had nothing in common except for amazing cage matches.

by Cage Master April 7, 2010

4πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


light a match

When a girl is giving a blow job to two guys at the same time and the two dicks rub against each other. Rubbing the heads together similar to two matches

Yo she looks like she's lit a few matches in her time. How about you me and my boy meet up later and you light a match.

by miamihouse cat November 20, 2012

11πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


match pics

to β€œmatch pics” example: if a guy sends shirtless pic and asks you to β€œmatch pics” with him, he wants a pic back from you whether it be a booty pic or a shirtless pic then he has to match one back to yours. So it’s like a trade off of nudes and/or clothed teasing picture.

Girl 1: Omg Adam just asked me to β€œmatch pics” with him, and sent a shirtless pic!
Girl 2: ahh totally send him a booty pic back

by hiwelcometochillis June 15, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs

dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/

by Niffer-fish October 5, 2008

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Lit Match

A person, usually a woman, who is overly prone to attachment to men, and tends to go psycho or melt down when faced with rejection.

Be careful with that chick Rhonda, she's a lit match. I took her out on 3 dates and forgot to call her and she was on my lawn bawlin.

by BipolarJosh December 2, 2008

4πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž