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lake ontario

a large area where the resident ejaculates

shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips

by A rizz February 5, 2024


essex ontario

stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.

“where do you live
“essex ontario”
ew fuck off hoe

by uhhhhhidkkk September 23, 2021


Orangeville, Ontario

Orangeville is a lovely place if you happen to be a bedridden deaf mute. Their streets are the sole preserve of troglodytes whose regards for subtlety and variation is comparable to a pigs passion for the slaughterhouse, their homes are the homely equivalent of a prolonged bowl movement followed by an unexpected absence of toilet paper. Incase I haven’t made myself clear: I thought I'd be in Hollywood by now.

Orangeville, Ontario is full of the fruitless

by bobdylanscousin November 29, 2020


Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat November 14, 2015


Ontario Place

I'm very excited for Doug Ford to build the mega spa. I have my friend Leon who really wants to see the construction of the Ontario Place Mega Spa. He told me he absolutely regretted donating to a charity organization that advocates stopping the mega spa construction. I agree!

I haven't been into spas, but Therme Canada will do a fantastic job with the spa. Leon has told me he is even became a huge Doug Ford supporter and he's rooting for Doug Ford in the next provincial election in 2026. I agree with Leon 100%! While you're at it Doug Ford, build that 403 as well!

Ontario Place For The Mega Spa!

by DestroyOntarioPlaceBuildTheSpa January 9, 2024


Paris Ontario

Smelly ass river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.

Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.

by Parisite12 December 5, 2023


Paris Ontario

Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.

Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.

Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.

by Parisite12 December 5, 2023