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When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.
The woman usually dies!
"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."
"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."
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Boring town in Eastern Oregon, where nothing ever happens and there is nothing to do. population 500 (estimated)
"Never go to Cove Oregon, It sucks"
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The same as a California stop, but performed by an Oregonian - not coming to a complete, legal stop at an intersection so designated.
"These people in Portland all but ignore stop signs."
"Yeah, they're doing the Oregon coast."
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When ur fuckin a girl doggy style & u bust a monster load on the small of her back & when she stands up the jizz runs down her ass crack
My girl wouldnt let me jizz in her mouth so i gave her an oregon trail instead
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A 4 year university in Eugene, Oregon. They usually accept the kids that were too stupid to get into Oregon State University. They are known for blowing way too much money on sports, and most graduates will spend their adult life flipping burgers and wishing they had attended Oregon State instead.
"Why did i go to University of Oregon? I got laughed at when i applied for a job."
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A small town with mild poverty. A very good female sports program. There is a few drug problems and drinking, but they are a lot poorer than west linn so they can't buy the good stuff. Not many really rich people. The people there actually have personality and are not all clones, unlike LO. Most people think that girls from OC are sluts. They have one of the best drama programs in the 3 rivers.
WL girl- so what school do you go to?
you- OC
WL girl- oh you mean Whoregon city! Go away, you might have crabs.
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oregon Museum of Science and Industry ( west of portland )
oregon omsi is where they keep california monkey's. Mexican monkeys are behind the forest building next to zoo.
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