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Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵
Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱
Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋
plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.
plant barbs forgot her key again.
The compulsiveness of buying plants (mostly Monstera deliciosa) as coping mechanism of loneliness and despair of a person who's 30 years birthday is coming.
person: why do you like plants so much? they don't even do anything
me: first of all i'm a plant hoe, second of all imma need you to 🍃 me the fuck alone
a plant abuser is someone who only eats plants (like a vegan)
vegan: omg people who eat meat are animal abusers!
someone: well guess what susan! vegans are plant abusers!
vegan: dang i just got roasted...
The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
A small get-together with 5-10 people where you smoke massive quantities of marijuana and listen to some groovy tunes to celebrate one's planting of his marijuana crop.
Jeremy: "Yeah dude, I'm going to be having a Planting Party Friday starting at 7 to celebrate the planting of my crop."
Dustin: "Sweet man, this should be some good times, how many people are going to come?"
Jeremy: "Probably only like 5. We'll have about half an ounce to cover the night, I'm working on making some groovy mixes for the night."
Dustin: "Awesome, man."
FRED is Moriah Elizabeth plant squishy and she also owns Fred in real life
Fred the plant is funny and green