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A man who prefersto have sexual intercourse with french men while in a pond.
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The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.
Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD
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Pond Pussy;
*noun*
1. A female with questionably low, to no moral values with no little to no self respect or dignity who openly flaunts the dangerously high level of her promiscuity.
Can often be found on social media sites posting selfies while wearing a Dixie flag bathing suit, and or memes about being a county girl, while currently residing the the suburbs.
In the wild, they can often be easily spotted by their attire consisting of $10 straw Kenny Chesney hats, denim skirts or shorts, and $70 Buckle wannabe Cowboy boots.
In their natural habitat, they can often be found wearing pajama pants on their couch, while listening to trap music artists such as 2 Chainz.
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The Pond Pussy gets it's name from the close similarity of a member of the male species placing his penis inside of a pond, in a manner close to "fishing".
The theory in this practice they say is "I may not get off, but I'm bound to catch something".
This play on words references the highly unlikely probability that the male may reach sexual climax, but is at a dangerously high risk of attaining a sexually transmitted disease.
Aye yo, y'all got any rubbers? I'm bout ta go smash dat fine piece of grade-a American pond pussy over derr
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A broken, clogged or toilet without water for flushing that continues to be used for #2.
A portable toilet with so much poo that it has absorbed all of the blue water.
"Last night was Taco night at the Bar and the toilet wouldn't flush and people kept crapping in it. It was a serious Fudge-Pond by the end of the night."
"The portable toilets at the concert got so full they were solid fudge-ponds"
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When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
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The swampy paradise where teenagers go to swim and +40 year olds go to make out and party like it’s the 90s.
Yo! Me and your mom are going to Rocky’s pond if you know what I mean.
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