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When someone is telling a story, or really when anything happens, and you zone out until the ending.
Someone: "So me and Jason went to Kansas city yesterday..."
Someone else: *not paying attention*
Someone: "...and I was like, no YOU'RE a paper towel!"
Someone else: sorry dude, i was just duck-ponding. I have no idea what you just said.
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Duck Pond is the accumulation of liquids both male and female running down the shaft of the penis over the balls over the asshole that accumulate under a guys ass during sex with a girl on top (cowgirl).
Alyssa was riding me in my roomates bed last night and you should have seen the Duck Pond after we got off the bed. AKA - "the wet spot"
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bustin one in a girls belly button
after pulling out, i made a duck pond on the girl.
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One of strong Bad's computer programs. See: taking_a_break.exe
run "Duck_pond.exe"
Strong Bad
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Man, I just went to the bathroom and left a dirty duck pond after eating Taco Bell.
~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
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