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A person who takes a giant poop at a family reunion
Oh my god he was a party pooper at his mothers birthday party.
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Pants that fit so tight that when they are removed there are fecal stains on them because, due to there tightness, they came into contact with the anal orifice and were thus stained with feces.
Yo, gurl!! You be lookin' fine as all hell in yo pooper pants! Know what I'm sayin'?
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People on social networking sites such as facebook that sit around reading posts then proceeding to shit all over them. Typically seen when someone makes a post or status update containing some exciting news or an announcement. Then along comes the post pooper and posts something to destroy the mood of the post.
Ash: so I've decided I'm going back to school in the fall :)
2 hours ago via Facebook for BlackBerry · Comment · Like
Post Pooper: Hi ash... Not that my opinion counts for much however, proceed with caution. You have bitten off a lot lately. New job, new business (selling purses) and now school. I think you def go back if u want to go I just caution not to bite off more than u can chew all at once. Love ya
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You and your partner each stand in a litter box. One partner then proceeds to fuck the other person in the ass.
Person 1: I really wanna try The Pooper Scooper with you tonight, babe!
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Person 1: The Pooper Scooper and chill?
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A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.
Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.
These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.
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Someone who receives anal sex and forgets about the condom inside them. They poop out the condom the next day and become a "condom pooper"
Tim fucked Jason so hard last night the condom came off. This morning Jason was feeling a bit weird, went poop and out came the condom. He's such a condom pooper.
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A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.
I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!
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