Ron Pope

Singer who speaks to the soul.

Ron Pope is my holy grail.

Pope Hope

The unrealistic, but ever-present, belief of progressive Catholics that this pope will be any different than the last 200.

"My pope hope is built on the fact that he's our first Latino pontiff and an advocate of the poor!!"

"Don't get your pope hope up, he's also from the most conservative wing of cardinals."

Bearded Pope

The act of shitting on the face of an elderly Catholic.

He was fuming after being given a bearded pope

Pope-arazzi

Any gathering of media paparazzi surrounding an appearance of The Pope.

Pope-arazzi gathered to await word from the papal enclave announcing the new pope.

Pope room

In a Portuguese or Italian family there is always a room, that no body goes into and sometimes has plastic on the couch. This room is designed and maintained strictly for the rare occurrence of the pope entering your home.

"Get the cat out of the fucking pope room it'll leave fur everywhere"
"Go get that baby Jesus statue out of the pope room, I want to clean it, just in case."

Pounding the Pope

slang for masturbate

He was caught pounding the pope

Walter Pope

Someone who is completely innocent and did no wrong doing. A Walter Pope has never said a bad thing, and is blamed for actions he didn't commit.

Hey that Walter Pope never said that