When a dick is just right
-TJ Widgtis
I’ve found the guy that has the dick porridge. Not too big, not too small, just right.
a nickname that ionians give the rival school, Carmel college
hey mate!
yeah what?
that kid goes to caramel porridge!
oh shit!
The chunky aftermath of a gay orgy with one bottom
After that insane orgy, I was shitting orgy porridge for weeks
When you leave porridge out for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off porridge tastes like shitty oats.
a young girl that dosnt like to spit.
A cum guzzler.
"hey Bob, you see that young lass over there? I bet she's a right porridge snorter"
When you get fucked so hard in the pussy that chunky white lumps of cum ex cremates from the vagina
"fuck you darling you made my cunt into a creamy porridge"