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Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead
I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time
Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.
Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!
the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition
Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.
To put off doing something important by doing something pleasant
I really need to study for finals, but I think I'll procrasturbate with some Call of Duty first.
Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.
"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."
When you need to do work but you end up watching porn and masturbating instead.
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Mark: What do you do on your free time?
Barry: I usually have a lot of work, but i procrasturbate all the time.
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John: Are you done with that history paper?
Jed: No, man. I ended up procrasturbating instead. Sasha Grey is wild!
Procrasturbate : the act of masturbating while procrastinating.
Alfred: bro, although I have major test tomorrow, I can't help but procrasturbate.