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Burden of Proof

In layman terms: If a person claims something is a fact, it is their buobligation to prove it. It's not the obligation of others to disprove it. This is often brought up in arguments between religious people and atheist.

Religious person: "I know for a fact that there is a God!"

Me: "Can you prove it?"

Religious person: " Well, you can't disprove it!"

Me: "That's not how it works. I'm not obligated to disprove god. You're obligated to prove the existence of God. You're the one who made the claim. If I told you that bigfoot is real, I would have to prove it to you. You wouldn't have to disprove it to me."

Atheist: "I know for a fact that there is no god!"

Me: "Can you prove it?"

Atheist "I don't have to prove a neg..."

Me "Wrong! If you claim that it is a fact that there is no god, you make it a positive. You DO now have burden of proof."

by TN agnostic December 27, 2022


sex proof

To physically strain ones penis, most likely by beating it with reckless abandon. Other activities can lead to this condition, such as falling onto your boner from a 8 foot ladder or sticking into a lightbulb socket.

I really want to bang Shelly but my skin flute is sex proof; doctor said I have to wait 6 months with a dick cast on before sex of any kind.

by RandyFellow June 29, 2014


dub proof

1. drum and bass typical in reggae music with lots of echos and delay.

2. a band from Asbury Park, NJ

give em the dub proof

by soulrebel May 12, 2009


adult proof

When a program is so simple that it baffles adults, yet children work out the functions immediately.

"Is this new phone adult proof or something? I can't work it out but my six year old can."

by Mortechant March 7, 2015


Snapchatical proof

To prove a point through the use of Snapchat.

"I saw a girl with the nicest butt, her name is Gailyn"
"What makes you think it's the nicest? "
" I have Snapchatical Proof! "
" oh ok, you win... Snapchat doesn't lie."

by BlackStar040 April 16, 2015


Tube Proof

Noun - Video evidence to prove a point or fact, generally hosted on the Youtube website.

Two girls did WHAT with one cup?! Sorry bro, but I'm going to need some Tube Proof before I believe that one.

by DasCoconut December 15, 2010


The proof is in the pussy

Similar to “the proof is in the pudding”, but gay. The person appreciates the sentiment but will only believe you once you’ve accomplished the task.

Julie: “I’m finally going to clean the kitchen tonight.”
Laura: “Alright, but the proof is in the pussy.”

by February 9, 2022