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Faking a marriage proposal, including the purchase of a fake engagement ring, so that a girl will have sex with you.
Holly held out so long, Paul had to resort to Pubic Zirconia just to get laid.
Mark's balls were so blue, he considered giving Kristy Pubic Zirconia so she'd have sex with him.
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To rapidly floss with ones pubic hairs in a quick motion throught ones gumline.
The use of ones pubic floss to change the overall morale of ones gayness
Dude that guy is such a fag! If he tells me to do something stupid again today I will not hesitate to tell him that he could floss with my pubs if he wants me to do anything else for him.
That guy is such a dooche he is definately fishin for some pubic flossin....
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The force felt when two people are attracted to each other by their genitals and all that either one of them can think about when they are around each other is ripping their clothes off and getting down to hard-core fucking.
I know that I've got the hots for that fine ass bitch at work, maybe it's pubic gravity......
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A drink more consumed for the buzz and warm fuzzy feel of pubic hair all over your mouth. The drink contains pink lemons, Axe body spray, water filtered mt dew and windex, Goat milk, and a thai hookers pubic hair.
Bartender: "Welcome what would you like to drink?"
Customer: "Yes, I will take the pubic lemonade please."
Bartender: "Oh certainly sir, would you like the Pubes from the genitalia or arm pits?"
Customer: "Both!"
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When a guy rubs skeet on a girls upper lip and then puts his pubes on her upper lip to make a pubic mustache. (huge turnoff)
"I made a big mistake by giving her a pubic stache"
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the vagina which can be turned into a creamy beaver.
i just touched her pubic mound and i pitched a tent
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The awful feeling a man experiences when he slides his hand down a young woman's panties, only to find that she shaves/waxes her pubic area. This effect only applies to a small number of American men (aprox 1-2%)who enjoy a nice full bush over the generic standard of a shorn beaver.
I had the worst case of pubic dismay on Friday night when I took that pig home. Her attempts to be sexy for me were ruined when I felt her brillo pad pussy.
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