fah q

From Dazed and Confused, on one of the ass-slapping paddles.
Substitute for fuck you.

While drving someone cuts you off, what do you do? "FAH Q!!!"

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Q-Laid

To accept the total bullshit doctrines of the Cult of QAnon.

Whatever you do, do NOT drink the Q-Laid!

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Buy-Q

Buy-Q is your shopping intelligence

Choosing gifts is experienced as anything from joy, bothersome, nerve-wracking, to terrifying. Learn from The Gift Whisperer to improve your Buy-Q. You'll never stress over shopping again, and will always be the Gift-Hero!

FAH-Q

a way to bypass screening for cuss words in a chat
FUCK YOU

FAH-Q you SOB

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Q*bert

1.(noun)an arcade game from the 1980s, in which the hero, Q*bert changes blocks color by jumping on them, while avoiding ridiculous enemies including a slinky like snake, and random blobs of mysterious goo. If hit by his enemies Q*bert expresses an incomprehensible barrage of profanity. The game is kablastafuck -ing amazing, and no one in the entire world can seem to understand why.

2.(adjective) Ridiculously ridiculous

3.(noun) An incomprehensible swear word (see zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker

ex.1
80s kid 1:What the F@#% is Q*bert?
80s kid 2: i dont know but its fun!!!
80s kid 1: holy crap, did that orange round guy just swear?

ex 2.
That was so F-ing Q*bert i think i crapped my self laughing

ex 3.
Kid 1: I can believe someone defined (zebra bastard zebra zebra zebra zebra fucker)
Kid 2: i cant believe it was said in buffy the vampire slayer...
Kid 1: What the Q*bert was that episode about that they could get away with that one...
Kid 2:i just dont know... i just dont know...

...FIN...

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"Q" Word

The "Q" Word(Q=Quiet) is a word known in the Emergency Services as a punishable offensive word. Whenever the word is muttered, the night (Or day) becomes flooded with emergency calls.

"Man it sure is quiet tonight..."
"Why'd you just say the "Q" Word, dude?!"

*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
*Gong/ Emergency tones go off*
*Back to station*
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*Back to station*
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C=(^_^Q)

Kirby who's boxing.
A popular gamecharacter from Nintendo.

Dude1: oh man i was kicked out by your kirby
Dude2: my kirby rocks! C=(^_^Q)

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