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raccoon ass

A more subtle version of coonass, which in Cajun means ignorant or backwards. Coonass is derived from the French word "Coonasse" which has the same meaning.

Those raccoon asses just keeps coming up with asinine shit in the debates!!

by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005

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Raccoon Wound

a word used to describe the female genitalia. also known as gash

I saw her punch the other girl right in the raccoon wound.

by ChrisAlexJesseKevin March 17, 2008

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raccoon city

a town with no means of entertainment or any kind of social, cultural scene; it is so devoid of life it resembles Raccoon City of Resident Evil fame. (i.e. ghost-town)

Tom: Man, there is nothing to do here, let's drive up to Las Vegas and have some real fun!

Harry: I'm down. Now leaving Raccoon City.

by Personman01 May 14, 2007

21๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Alpha raccoon

Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.

Savannah: i hate max
Melicka: so do i

Shaynelle: same like who calls themself alpha raccoon

by Tay and sav January 5, 2020

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Raccoon Saloon

A raccoon saloon is a place where raccoons and people ca both go to eat. It's like a normal saloon but with raccoons. Most of the food served there is fruit, preferably berries.

Man, the raccoon saloon was hopping last night!

by oahoijsdosjd September 21, 2010

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Raccoon's Breakfast

That which is eaten in a way that results in a lot of noise being made such as open mouthed chomping, slurping and munching.

Thats how raccoons eat. And raccoons like breakfast as much as the next vertebrate.

Now since it is impossible to eat pussy with one's mouth closed, and since pussy is generally so tasty as to provide a man with a great feast to which there can be no resistance it therefore follows that the sound a guy makes when Dining At The Y is accompanied by noises not unlike those a raccoon makes when its having its brekky.

Hence the phrase.

And it doesn't harm one bit that a Raccoon will eat more or less anything and gets fucking pissed if you take its tasty snack away before its done.

It all adds to the mental image.

"For Fucks Sake Bobby can you pack it in. I cant get a wink of fucking sleep over here".
"Sorry, man. Im just getting the Raccoon's Breakfast".

Marlowe looked up from his desk. The broad was tall. Good looking. Too good. Looked like she had the kind of money that only comes with a long story and a gun. He wondered how long it would be before he was getting the Raccoon's Breakfast.

In his memoire, Kissinger recalled how often during the Kennedy years, the Oval Office would be often be the venue for some of the old Raccoon's Breakfast.

by goody5 June 13, 2011

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rabid raccoon

when doing a girl from behind you finger bang her butt. when she turns around rub your poop covered finger in her eyes and as you run out of her place, knock over the garbage cans and scurry away into the night.

my girl was getting lippy about making me a samich, so I decided to end it by giving her a rabid raccoon.

by slepron March 30, 2019

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