Re-gay

To actively seek a stereotypical gay experience to redress the balnace after accidentally doing something considered to be typically straight male behaviour.

I've just changed the oil on my motor so i'm gonna listen to some Bette midler to re-gay myself!

Gary re-gayed himself with a spa-day after going on his brother's stag night.

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re-up

to get more drugs

i just sold my last zone time 2 re-up

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re-douche

1) When on is afflicted by the return of a douchebag thought gone for good.

2) Reduction in the total number of douchebags.

1) The speedfreak who used to hang out by the 7-11 got out of jail and has re-douched the community.

2) The population of Washington, D.C. has been re-douched considerably by the departure of the Bush political appointees.

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re-evaluate

verb.

To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.

Drew: What's up Joe?
Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck.
Drew: You need to re-evaluate.

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re-trust

To restore trust in any relationship.

Oh man!!! Cindy found me fooling around with the maid, now I must re-trust.

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re-wipe

The act of having to return to the washroom to wipe your ass again as you did not remove all the crap the first time.

that shit I just took was so sticky, it required a re-wipe.

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Re zero

a gwud anime :>
but some random dickhole got like 19+ dislikes from a re zero hating commentary and i am here to prevent everyone from being brainwashed from that dickhole

Re zero is best anime change my mind

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