Point of no return theory

The point of no return theory is when you take a member of the opposite sex (usually female) home to have sexual relations/fellatio. As you take off your clothing, she realizes that you have a tiny penis and/or a beer belly, but since you have already gotten to this point she might as well hook up with you--hence the point of no return. Essentially, a common bond amongst the ugly people of America where hope is found.

Once my pants came off she had to keep going--proof of the Point of no return theory.

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return of curly's gold

the sequel to any movie that hasn't had a previous sequel.

Have you seen the Matrix 2: The Return of Curly's Gold

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Reject humanity, return to monke

apes together strong

apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

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Fire Pro Wrestling Returns

The best wrestling video game on the planet. It is not as graphically appealing as the WWE games, but the gameplay is better because the moves are based on timing, and not on lame buttonmashing. AI and gameplay are much better in Fire Pro than in WWE games. Plus you have 500 create a wrestler spots, plus you can also create your own logos, rings, refs, belts, wrestling organizations, stables, etc. as well.

Fire Pro Wrestling Returns is so much better and more challenging than SVR. Even the easiest setting is more harder than the hardest setting on SVR.

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Reject humanity and return to monke

If you say this it means you want to return to monke

I hate being a human, REJECT HUMANITY AND RETURN TO MONKE *turns into monke*

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Giesel's Law of Diminishing Returns

The more porn you watch, the more hardcore the porn has to be for you to get an erection and to finish. For example, if you watch porn sporadically regular straight porn will do the trick. However, if you're a Giesel and masturbate 13+ times a day it will take some seriously hardcore bukkake or brazilian fart porn to get you off.

Palmer: Dude, last night Lesnick was locked in his room for like twelve hours straight masturbating. You know he had to be wanking to 2 girls 1 cup or some beastiality incest or something.

Pat Shea: How do you know that?

Palmer: Cuz of Giesel's Law of Diminishing returns, that's how

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Many happy returns

a famous cleaning company on Maui

Aloha happy birthday Many Happy returns

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